The first time Dean died, Sam put an iPod Dock in the impala. He knew his brother wouldn’t approve. But he did it anyways because he remembered Dean saying if Sam screwed with the impala, he’d come back to haunt him.
(Source: wincestheadcanons, via luficerr)
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
It’s funny how in fics Deaton always knows things about all the crazy stuff happening but in canon he’s pretty much like “yeah, I got nothing people”, while Derek, that never knows a thing in fics is all “oh yes, she’s a kitsune, didn’t you kow?”, “wendigos? It’s been a while since we’ve had them here, but yeah, they are cannibals. Sucks, huh?”. HE KNOWS STUFF, PEOPLE. MY BABY IS SMART AS FUCK.
(Also I love how Parrish was like OH IT’S A HIT LIST and Stiles was basically like WELL WE’RE GOING TO KEEP CALLING IT A DEADPOOL IF YOU DON’T MIND IT JUST SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD LOOK COOLER AS A HASHTAG YOU KNOW?)
SCOTT FEELING LIAM’S HEAD FOR A FEVER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PUSHING HIS HAIR BACK OFF HIS FOREHEAD HELP ME
so yeah I’m gonna need a model AU based on those August Man photos where Stiles is the stylist (heh) and takes it as a personal challenge to find the most theoretically non-flattering clothes for Derek to wear but it’s fucking impossible because the man just fucking works it and every shoot goes viral and Stiles is getting calls from all these photographers and agents and it was supposed to be a joke
i love the idea of scott being liam's big bro but i think isaac would be really jealous if (when dammit) he comes back. "who is this?! i thought i was the only pouty blonde one in your life, scott! DID YOU GIVE HIM MEXICAN???"--kga
the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time